Saturday, July 18, 2009

Round the U-bend

I am driven to distraction or rather, very distracted but driven, in my task to complete one simple additional salad for supper to stave off starvation for another 24 hours with the hungry hoards.

It is a busy time of the day, the time of day where each child is occupied to allow me one on one time with my son for his daily "cooking lesson." Meanwhile, Nonna has her own very important agenda. Nonna’s agenda consists of ensuring that everyone is well fed, that the Tortoise is well fed, the cat and the dog, although in no particular order of priority.

My son pokes a tomato with the point of a kitchen knife, ineffectually, whilst I hack up a bunch of coriander.
“Wot about dis one den?” she asks waving the tortoise bowl in front of my nose. I’m tempted to shout but resist as she is without her hearing aid. My precious store of tomatoes is already depleted due to forgetful, elderly, diabetic thieves. Now yet another is to be sacrificed to the tortoise. This particular tomato is roughly equivalent to half Fred’s entire body weight, but there’s no point in arguing, or rather, it is too time consuming and therefore futile.
“You tink eee will like it?”
“Absolutely.”
“Eee is a vegetarian yes?”
“Yes.”
“Wot do you tink ee likes best?”
“Grapes.”
“Grapes?”
“Yes. He loves grapes.”
“Ow you know dat den?”
“He told me at the pet shop.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“I knew ee could squeak but I didn’t know eee could talk.”
“!.....the tortoise didn’t tell me, the shop assistant told me……the shop assistant in the pet shop………….you’re teasing me right?” She beams back at me over her shoulder.

8 comments:

Patois said...

Worth the price, whatever the cost.

therextras said...

I'm smiling. It's been too long since I read a Nonna story.

We have Hubby's classroom skink for the summer - who also loves grapes. Sara the skink communicates her love of grapes non-verbally.

Your halfnakechef is linked into my top post.
Barbara

Chris H said...

You have gotta love her!
And anyway, a tomatoe is not that much bigger than a grape surely? LOL

Anne said...

just stopping by to get my Nonna fix. She's such a hoot.

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