Deprivation diet

“So Maddy?”
“Yes?”
“What we do about im den?”
“Who?”
“Dat ting?”
“Which thing?”
“Er wot ee called? Astaire!”
“Fred!”
“Ah yes. Fred. Wot we do about im?”
“What would you like to do?”
“I mean…..wot doz ee like to eat den?”
“His favourite food is grapes but he also likes cherries and celery tops.”
“Salad and fruit salad den?”
“More or less.”
“Eee is so lucky.”
“Is he?”
“Yes……..eee gets fruit. I do so "miss fruit.”

Deprivation diet

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